From the age that we first realized the cooties weren't real and started talking to girls, men have been trying to figure out "why the hell does she do that?" If you haven't said "what is her problem?" to your self then you haven't lived. Women how many of the entries on this list applies to you? If you say none.... Your man is the luckiest man alive. Here's the list:
10.Why Do Women care so much about purses?
On the surface it seems like a dumb question to ask. Its a fashion accessory that helps her look good. And its practical because she carries all her things in it. But think about this fellas, when was the last time you said "Man do you see the way that Louis vuitton purse matches her shoes?!? I gotta holla at her." When you think about the fact that men do 99% of what they do only to impress women it makes even less sense. That education? For the job we got for
the women. So why do women spend hundreds of dollars on purses that men don't even care about?
9.Why do women buy shoes they know aren't comfortable?
Ok let me get this right. She hasn't grown since she was 13, she bought these 2 days ago just for this party yet she is seen riding on someone's back, heels in hand, because she's nearly crippled from wearing them. Ladies why deal with all that pain? It cant be to impress guys. Personally, finding a girl that's conquered the basics of walking is the first thing on I want to check off my list.
8.Why do women still lie and say "Size doesn't matter"
Ok the little guys have self esteem issues as it is so you give him false hope and say it doesn't matter? You wanna know how i know it does. When you tell your girlfriends what happened last night. Whats the first 2 questions out their mouth? Was it good? and Was he packing? case closed.
7.Why do women feel offended when your watching the game?
I don't know what it is about big games that get women going but even female athletes have said phrases like "is the game more important then our relationship?" NO woman, but this thing lasts 180 minutes, the rest of the night is YOURS! whats the problem? The same problem come up when you and your boys are playing video games. You give one wrong answer in an annoyed voice because Romo decided to throw the ball to a 350 lb DT (why does happen once a game?) and all of a sudden she's slamming the bedroom
door.........
And why do they always ask for something DURING the game? The trash can wait 5 minutes and you should have asked for milk 2 hours ago when i was buying chips and soda
6.Why do women ask if they look good in an outfit?
This is one of those "red button" questions. You don't push it. Answer at your own discretion. You could say "yes baby it looks beautiful on you" but what if it doesn't? And she's gonna say your lying anyway so whats the point. And for god's sake please don't say it looks "good" or "ok". You might as well cancel the plans for tonight because you've just called into question her entire sense of fashion.
5.Why do women ask "how much do you think I weigh?"
This is another "red button" question. And they ask it on purpose. No one knows why really. Its a lose lose situation for everyone involved. You look like an asshole and she finds out that everyone's aware of that freshmen 15 she never lost. The only thing to do to relieve the situation is to undershoot your guess by at least 25 lbs. If you KNOW she's 150 lbs, even if she looks good at it, you better say between 115-125. You live. And she can put off that freshman 15 until after she gets her doctorates.
4.Why do women get played by the same guy repeatedly?
As men we've all seen it. That one chick everybody wants to get with but she still handcuffed to THAT guy. And we cant really blame him really. I mean how many times would you use the "she's just my tutor/masseuse excuse" if it kept working. Women know that one girl too, and they say to themselves, "I would never put myself through that." That is until you meet
that one guy who you know, and every other girl in the city knows, who's sex game is on point. All of a sudden you find having a seperate drawer for panties you know aren't yours normal. Keep telling yourself its ok....
3.Why do women only like one type of guy then call all men dogs?
This is similar to the last one except times 10. She dumps 3 am. tire fixer for 4 am plumber. It gets so bad that even other friends who only date one type of guy notice a pattern. But for some reason, she doesn't. Either that or she says "yeah but he's different." Even if he's only adding to panty drawer started by the last guy. This really would be something to laugh at until these type of women start calling all men dogs. NO woman, just because YOU find German Shepherds attractive doesn't mean were ALL bread like that. Just about 60% of us
2.Why do women draw BIG conclusions from small things they notice?
Women are analytical. They notice the smallest change in their environment, connect it with other small changes, diagnose and solve the problem. They've developed this skill out of necessity, in order to avoid starting a panty collection like the example in the last entry. But just because you thought that spaghetti sauce stain on my shirt was lip stick and you forgot you left those panties in the couch a few weeks ago doesn't give you license to key my car!
How about asking first? Naw, that would compromise the investigation they got going. I swear set 3 scorned women to work and we could have the Pac murder wrapped by lunch tomorrow.
Here's a game: leave a tampon wrapper from a brand your girl doesn't use in the bathroom trash and have your friend call from a different number 5 times within an hour and see what she comes up with.
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1.Why do women say "the wedding is my day"
Ok yes I know, I could care less what flowers we pick or if we should go with the purple envelops for the invitation. And yes her parents customarily pay for the wedding. But its the PRINCIPLE. I already bought the engagement ring. Spent god knows what to orchestrate the proposal and dealt with the countless "when are WE going to get married arguments." Why isn't it MY day too?
The only question that my opinion is actually wanted throughout the whole wedding is "do you take this woman....." I know I don't care who comes as long as my boys come and my exes don't but that doesn't mean I have to deal with wearing feminine colors I can't pronounce and eating an expensive wedding cake when I don't even like the flavor.
I'm sorry but I asked you for your hand. I went to ask your dad. I spent money on the ring. I told home gurl don't call me no more. I'm giving up my very freedom. The least you can do is make it OUR Day.
